HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU!
The Ram is part of a trilogy by Rick Shapero. It is widely regarded as some of the worst music ever created. The Amazon reviews are priceless. It’s some kind of mystical, meaningful journey where he turns into a Ram and there’s a girl. They gave away the CDs.
I tried to sell it on eBay as a joke with the description:THE WORST CD YOU’VE EVER HEARD OR MONEY BACK but nobody took me up on it.
You really should read along with the lyrics.
“I rise on the rim and turn,
Between the valley’s flaxen thighs,
The day casts longing looks.”
OK I can’t do any more than that. I love you people, and I’m not a sadist.